total rectoblow


a giant fart, that feels like you ripped your intestines out of your -n-s.
girlfriend: did you just fart!?!?!?
boyfriend: no baby. that wasn’t no fart. that was a total rectoblow.
girlfriend: that would explain why my peillow is ripped to shreds!!! my poor peillow!!! you rectoblowed all over it!!!

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