total scrotal eclipse


a semi-derogatory video homage to the great solar eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scr-t-m to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.
oh, for f-ck sake…i totally got baited into watching yet another ‘eclipse moment’…except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse…no gl-sses can remove that afterimage from my brain. good feeling…gone.

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