Total Slacker


1. a slacker who has the extraordinary ability to procrastinate the most simple of tasks and do a below average job on important -ssignments; usually a college student who is entering second year in college with the credits of a freshman

2. in china it is called a szeto
3 .in j-pan it is called a kodama
4. when in presence of a jew it is refered to as a kaufman
1. phill: hey ryo! have you studied for the bio test yet?
respone: oh sh-t! we have a bio test? i haven’t gone to cl-ss or done any of the homework, you think i will be alright?
phill: dude, your a total slacker
ryo: shut the f-ck up

2. your a god d-mn szeto you lazy son of a b-tch!
3. who the f-ck do you think you are never doing any of your sh-t your a f-cking kodama! your never going to graduate
4. g-d d-mn man! you never do any of your work! you’re a god d-mn kaufman!

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