total solar eclipse
an event where the moon completely overlaps the sun. also known as a “blood moon” for turning bright golden red, if seen during night.
paul: hey! did you see the total solar eclipse yesterday?
ron: naw man, i missed it. was too busy watching some d-ck-tricklers for a couple of hours, i didn’t notice it.
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