Total Utter Twat
a total utter tw-t is someone who despite being frequently told that they aren’t funny, continue to make sh-tty jokes about either boring or sensitive subjects.
john- i went for a 3 mile jog yesterday. 2 laps around mike’s mum!
mike- yeah thats hilarious. even funnier the first 30 times you said it.
john- your mum needs to rub herself in oil to get out of the bath!
mike- i’m gonna beat the sh-t out of you, you total utter tw-t!
g-d himself or herself considering g-d’s a tw-t.
when he tests and teases you to the point you want to explode and gives your enemies and bad people everything they want. “man g-d’s being a total utter tw-t today”.
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