Totally innocent lion
t.i.l is the commonly used phrase “totally innocent lion” the abbreviation is commonly mistaken for as today i learned, but in truth t.i.l is used in everyday conversation to convey your absolute innocence.
mum: who ate the last of the cake?
kid 1: not me ‘t.i.l’ (totally innocent lion)
mum: ok
kid 2: -looks around nervously-
mum: it was you wasnt it?
kid 2: … yes 🙁
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