TOTB


an acronym standing for “too old to bang”. refers to an older person that may be attractive but is in no way a milf/dilf.

pr-nunciation: tot-bee.
bro 1: dude, did you see the cans on that cougar over there?
bro 2: yeah, but she looks old enough to be my mom.
bro 1: totb?
bro 2: totb.
think outside the box is to think differently, unconventionally or from a new perspective. smart, novel or creative thinking.
i have heard your ideas and now i need you to totb.
an acronym for tuna on toasted bagel. one of the greatest meals of all-time. the warm and slightly toasted bagel combines with the tuna to create a savory explosion of awesomeness that is unmatched in the food domain. it has created a small cult of totbers. totb 4eva
emily and steven enjoyed their totbs with every bite. they loved it so much that they kept making more totb until they died and went to totb heaven.
totb stands for table on the beach, but the table is gone, the beach is gone, and the lunchtime is gone; however, the friends are still here and together and that’s all that matters. people want to be us, so i hear. we came before bcobc and ts(but we like them they’re our ally’s) but everyone else can kiss our -sses, copy cats. we are always recruiting, so don’t be scared.
i am an original member of totb.

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