tote the scrot
to cup ones scr-t-m with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. t-ssles, beads or jewels)
larry: “please ask your mom to -ssist me as i tote the scr-t- this afternoon at the dollar general store”
clark: “why i oughta”
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