totem deuce


when two people sh-t on the same toilet at the same time. one person sh-ts normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upperdecker. resembling a totem pole while dumping.
“no need to wait your turn, bruh. this toilet’s got a lid we can take off. let’s just totem deuce the sh-t out of it.”

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