totem pole


a stacked xanax bar (z-bars) with four sections.
what are you going to do tonight? i am gonna eat some totem poles and get wasted.
highest perscription of xanax.

long white 2 mg. pill
i’m stressed…give me some totem poles!!
a vernacular term for the 2mg bar shaped xanax (alprazolam) tablets used and abused by teens & adults alike.
yo, you need any footb-lls? no, but i’ll take some totem poles if you got ’em.

or

that girl just ate 3 totem poles, she’s not gonna remember sh-t tomorrow.
stacking and having s-x with two midgets (preferably twins) while standing. one midget stands on the other’s shoulders. you are making out with the top midget while the bottom one gives you head.
i was wasted last night on carman 6 and the ra walked in on me totem poling these two b-tches.

i saw these two midget twins and thought “i am so gonna totem pole these b-tches”.
when at least five gay (or curious) guys watch a movie on a couch and enter each other by sitting on one another’s laps. being the bottom of the totem pole is the straightest position, whereas the top is the gayest. basically a vertical train.
hey guys, lets watch wanted with no pant on… totem pole, i get to be bottom!
to engage in c-nn-l-ng-s while one person straddles another, standing person.
because i totem poled jane last night, i am washing the hand prints off the ceiling.
the act of p–ping, where a single log of p–p touches the bowl of the toilet while still attached to the -n-s.
johnny was in the bathroom stall when all of a sudden he yelled out ‘totem pole’ after having accomplished the mega log from b-tt to bowl in 1 piece.

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