totemniscience
1) throwing a hot steamy totemite essence on another person, used to gasp-cioutoriumitize millions of people during the cold war. 2) its when the essence of totemite glows 3) the main factor of global warming4) the action of being completely stupid
1)tom went totemniscent and, therfore, melting jim’s face off. 2) the essence of totemite is extremely reactive therefore if you mix it with almost anything else it glows brightly, non- glowing totemite is a very rare sight. also the color of totemite depends on what its reacting with, it mostly glows rainbow because usually it reacts with many things at once. 3) the gas caused by the reaction of totemites very very bad for the environment 4) please realize that the people writing the previuos statements are completely totemniscience
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