totenburg


when your screwin a chick and your listning to dio and she starts moaning and you tell her to shuttup
kaine-“dude that wh-r- i left the bar with pulled a totenburg!”
jordan-“that blows man.”
jesse-“dude ronnie james dio kicks -ss!”

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