Totosexual


meaning attracted s-xualy to men, women, dogs, cats, plants, fish, giraffes, elephants, turkeys, and every living thing.
jeff: that new guy jed is a weirdo.
derek: is he gay or something?
jeff: no he’s totos-xual.
derek: woah.

jeff: yea he’s married to a whale.

derek: is that legal?!

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