totsie queer


a totsie queer: someone who buries their queerness so deep they don’t even realize they’re queer because of denial. you can tell if someone is a totsie queer if they have never had a real girlfriend, is always in the friend zone, and even though this person rides a motor cycle, it just adds to the queerness.
steven: why have i never had a girlfriend? i ride a harley, have this awesome long curly hair, and i’m a really sensitive deep guy. i have no idea why girls don’t want to sleep with me.
david: it’s because you’re a totsie queer. wanna m-st-rb-t- together?
steven: okay!

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