Totti Ten


named after the roma legend francesco totti. a totti ten is completed when a young man successfully pulls 10 girls in one night. folklore speaks of the first perfect totti ten being completed by a boy in preston attending a night out at the beginning of sixth form. rumour has it lancashire life wrote an article on the topic.
boy 1: did you have a good night out?

boy 2: yes mate i pulled off a totti ten!
boy 1: well done, i hope my life is one day as successful as yours!

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