Toucan
1. a person who is said to be h-m-s-xual or acts in an effeminate manner.
2. a person with an abnormally large nose.
3. a bird who dwells in tropical regions.
1. that toucan needs to grow some b-lls and lose the make up.
2. many jewish people like me are considered toucans.
3. we grabbed our binoculars and observed the toucan.
tropical black bird, with a colored beak.
“dude…look at that toucan flying around…”
a slang term meaning to be fruity; for something to be extremely lame, pointless, and or absurd.
man that cl-ss was h-lla toucan.
or
the meeting was so toucan she didn’t even know what she was talking about.
a person whose nose is hooked and possibly crooked. much like that of a toucan’s nose
look at that guys nose….what a toucan
a very ugly individual that has the most humongous nose that when he looks into a window he cant see anything cause his nose gets in the way. another tryhard ‘h-llman’, which also thinks its perfectly okay to wave and smile out of cars, but when his with his pack or boyfriends he yells out sl-t at normal human beings. usually followed around by very fat ‘whale’ like little boys.
“that person has a very large nose”
“must be a toucan”
you have a toucan if the bit of skin between your b-lls and b-tthole ceases to exist
fred: where’s your gooch?
ted: it ceases to exist! i have a toucan!
fred: wtf lol
the name given to my friend kelly
kelly is the crazy pterodactyl samurai toucan
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