touch me
a phrase in which grabs the attention of an innocent civilian, and directs that person to touch you, in a s-xual or completely safe and g-rated way!!
1. as the hottest girl in school walked past me in the hall, and said “hi”, all i could say in response was “touch me”.
an innocent, yet sincere gesture of s-xual attraction and longing for physical pleasure with someone, and in rare instances something!
“come here and touch me now!”
“i like to touch, please touch me!”
“touch me brian”
“do you want to touch me?”
“the professor says that he likes ‘dat’ and wants you to touch me”
Read Also:
- tough darts
a term my old physics teacher used to say. it means like, “tough sh-t, kid.” it’s funny. you failed your test? tough darts. when you place a blanket or quilt over someone. here’s a blanket so you stay warm. tough darts.
- funny timer sand
the term hank hill used to call “cocaine” after peggy had been tutoring a prisoner in the local jail and tried to get her to smuggle in cocaine for him. “we’re not bringing you anymore of your funny timer sand”
- Furburger with cheese
a hairy tw-t with a vary strange smelly honey mustard like substance that smells like dirty bellyb-tton similar to a over-stuff burger. “dude what’s that yellow stuff on your lip” “i ate out my girl’s furry sn-tch and it had some yellow substance on it” “dude you just ate a furburger with cheese”
- furktard
f-cking idiot or r-t-rd “i cannot believe he just pulled out in front of me! what a furktard!”
- furred body
an ugly or dusty person. (different from the word furred, which can also describe an object. furred body soley means a person. 1. yo a furred body. 2. eww, yur mom is a furred body yo!