Touch My Body
a catchy mariah carey song. “touch my body” is the first single released from e = mc2, a mariah carey alb-m. in addition, it is mariah carey’s 18th number one single.
boy 1: “touch my body!”
boy 2: “eww! what is that song?”
girl 1: “relax, it is a mariah carey song.”
girl 2: “mariah carey is awesome!!!”
a shallow and lazy potboiler of a song -ssociated with an otherwise talented and respectable artist.
appeals to the philistine audience.
seriously, the lyrics sound like she took three different songs she never finished writing and put them together to make one full length one.
a girl’s gotta eat, i guess.
mariah: “touch my body”
chump: omg, i looooove this song!
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