Touch of Zeus


when a man has s-x with an unshaven woman and the rubbing of his p-n-s on her bush causes his p-n-s to become negatively charged resulting in a static shock between his p-n-s and her cl-toral piercing.
dude…sarah gave me the touch of zeus last night…it stung like a b-tch….

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