Touch The Monkey
a phrase coined by mike myers in the sat-rday night live skit, “sprockets”. it can either mean
a) to literally touch a monkey.
b) to m-st-rb-t-.
a) i was at the zoo and i decided to touch the monkey.
b) i got really lonely and bored so i touched the monkey.
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