touch the mustard
-general whorish behaviour
this behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.
not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. concerned friend: “i really wish that you wouldn’t touch the mustard so often”
wh-r-: “it pays the bills”
2. guy: “d-mn, i can’t get these mustard stains out”
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