touchdown


the act of sh-tting a t-rd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the -n-s.
huzzah! dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!
the act of acquiring something or trying to acquire something, drugs especially.
john: what are you up to, bro?

phil: sh-t, just looking to touch down on some ocs.
1: when an aircraft or other vehicle capable of flight touches the surface of a planet after a period of flight. also: landed

2: when a football player puts a football onto the ground inside the scoring area while still holding the ball, scoring some points after having avoided being tackled or having the ball stolen from him from a member of the other team.
1a: nice touchdown there captain!
1b: “houston, tranquillity base here, the eagle has landed”

2: jaggar p-sses to murphy, dodges past robson and he’s in the clear! great touchdown there! another three points to the eagles for 33 to 29.
a term used in online computer gaming to signify one or more kills with a grenade. mainly applied to first-person shooter games such as counter-strike.
whoa! he just pwned 4 people with that nade! touchdown!!
when you lay down a brick so long it touches the toilet/water at the same time it touches your -ss, and makes kindof a connection, like a touchdown.
d-mn, that brick was so freaking huge i touchdowned it!
when a n-gg- ain’t all-the-way r-t-rded, just got a touch of down’s
chris brown looks like a touchdown in his video “run it.”i’m convinced the child is mildly r-t-rded.
a c-cktail made of wodka, apricot brandy, orange, citron and p-ssion fruit juice and grenadine. please skip the grenadine or you’ll ruin one of the few c-cktails that aren’t sweet as a cat’s -ss.
dude, give me another touch down

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