touched


a person thats not quite right in the head or insane is touched, the word should be said whilst pointing towards the head.
boy: today gemma scooby sat on the floor and sang to herself.
sister: gemma… is that the girl thats a bit touched, touched by an angel
to get shot
nicca i don’t give a f-ck who you are you could still get touched
a word used to politely describe someone that is incompetent.
it’s all right allison, she’s touched.
another way to say that someone is not quite “right” in the head. usually accompanied by a knowing look and a nod along with the hand lightly tapped to the forehead.
fred would say about lamont “that boy is touched” if he hooked up with a white girl.

or if you are trying to explain why you fizzled something at work, you could pat your head and say “i’m touched”
someone who’s just a little extra f-$ked up in a very wierd/almost non-tolerable sort of way.
many people thought the works of pic-sso, van gogh and igor stravinsky were touched because they grasped concepts that were very hard to understand for their time.
1. flattered, honored

2. drug or alcohol intoxicated

3. crazy

this guy here is a little touched.
when someone is arrested or dealt with by law enforcement
popsy the drug dealer got touched, now hes off the scene.

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