Touches kids
any object, event or other thing that is so awful, so unpleasant or of such poor quality that if it were a person it would actually interfere with small children.
“hey bob, have you heard pink’s new alb-m?”
“no way joey, she’s f-cking sh-t. all her music touches kids”.
typically used when something is so bad it not only sucks c-ck and blows goats, it touches kids as well.
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