Touchfuzzy


a person who is sensitive, takes things personally, and who can’t take a joke. a person s in love it’s beyond euphoria with not taking that joke. that could be described as b-tterflies in your logic.
person a: i bet you can’t last a week in wisconsin.

touchfuzzy: i’m so good at surviving there i’ll drown in the cheese.
repeating, redundant, this thing has done it all, and better than you. a touchfuzzy is equal part god, equal part dumb-ss. know a kid who wont shut about about all his exploits and has to one up you? its a touchfuzzy situation here.
he’s so touchfuzzy.

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