when the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear. a crude expression with a mighty impact.
-“i am ever so glad i wore baggy boxer shorts today”.
-“really egbert why is that”.
-well humbert to be quite frank i am touching cloth.
-oh you are desperate to empty your bowels and are finding it hard to keep the turtles head under reigns.
-quite, and now i am afraid the turtles head has broken through my -n-l gates and is causing one great discomfort.
-i see, well it is lucky you are wearing sp-cious boxer shorts for if you were wearing y fronts the turtle may have been crushed resulting in a mess in ones pants.
-never mind i am starting to quite enjoy the sensation it is similar to when you insert your p-n-s through my cheeks to the brown.
-oh well i dont know why you are complaining in that case it would be more like a terrapin head as my p-n-s is terribly small due to the inbred nature of my family.
-dont beat yourself up you make up for it with your 11 fingers.
a saying that is used when someone has waited far too long to have a sh-t. it
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a sh-t has protruded beyond the opening of the -n-s and has made contact with their undergarment.
i need to find a bathroom right now.. i’m touching cloth
when the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headb-tting the undergarments.the time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout
f-ck i’m touching cloth.we’d better find a toilet soon or i’ll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my f-cking strides
when you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.
dude, i’ve gotta get to a toilet quick, i’m touching cloth here!
when the head of your brown trout is appearing unbidden on-deck. when the nose of the turtle’s head is beginning to rub on the undergarments you are currently wearing.
i’m sorry your majesty, i may have to leave abruptly as i’m touching cloth…
when you’re about to drop a deuce and your struggling to hold it in, the tip or your sh-t-log pokes out and touches the fabric of your undergarment.
matt- i’m busting for a sh-t so bad i’m touching cloth. can i cut in front of you for the stall?
joe- yeah, but only if i can poke it back in with my c-ck?
when you have to p–p really bad and you can barely hold it in. so bad the p–p is touching your underwear or is close to it.
you: man do i have to take a dump really bad. i don’t think i can hold it in.
me: are you “touching cloth”? ewwwww
- bongin out
the act of getting high with a bong “yo did you see rick behind school yesterday” “yeah he was totally bongin out”
awesome day different noobs. usually used by pro gamers or people who think they are pro. as they play a game and indeed pwn a lot of noobs, addn.
(pr-nounced: apple spaz tick) adj. describes a very positive thing or situation such as having free tickets to a theme park. synonyms – awesometastic, superbalicious, amazidazzeling that pizza was applespastic!
my favourite user out of the thousands on newgrounds. he may be young and insanely genius, but he’s just what newgrounds needs. see deity arab_freak is the best bbs user ever!
a guy that is hot, and knows how to treat a girl. super awesome! also, it’s the greek guy who invented the archimedes screw. man my boyfriend is a total d-ck, i wish he could be like an archimedes.