touching davenorte
the time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily sh-t yourself when you get excited.
she slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. unfortunately i really needed a sh-t just as it was getting exciting. at first i thought i was just touching cloth, but then i realised it was all over, as i was touching davenorte.
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