touching the unicorn


to reach a state of devine inebriation.

somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.

this acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back

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