Touchy McPenishands
name given to a guy who has that constant smell of d-ck on his fingers, as a result from always fondling about in his trousers. he will typically be a man of low hygiene and seems to have an obsession with putting his fragrant fingers near your face, similar to a touchy mctoucherson.
gurl 1: yo. have you noticed that his fingers always smell like dieck when he wipes them in your face?
gurl 2: i know right?! is his name ‘touchy mcp-n-shands’ or something?!
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