how stupid people spell the word “tongue.”
is it really that f-cking hard?
the politicaly incorect way to spell tongue. the real human way to spell tounge. (excuse me mr. webster, this is the correct way to spell tounge.) the standard love muscle for male and female.
she had a very nice tounge piercing.
in skateboarding when you throw yourself down every obstacle at a rate of speed and intensity which usually results in substantial damage to your body. the action of tounging resembles that of a battering ram. when someone tounges exceptionally hard they tounge like a battering ram. tounging is exclusive to skateboarding and does not apply to bmx, scooters, rollerbladers, or organized sports.
jerry hsu tounges like a battering ram in stay gold b sides.
skate rat 1 “dag, look at that kid in the bowl- he’s not that good, but he can tounge!”
skate rat 2 “agreed”
skate poseur “man that bmx’er is tounging!”
skate rat “you wash your wh-r–mouth out with a bar of soap right now!”
used to lick or suck
last night this dude made me c-m with his tounge
when someone bites your tongue. usually when getting off.
girl: omg! i was getting off with this guy and he tounged me!
girl 2: ow! did it hurt?
boy: i like a good tounge.
boy 2: really? my tongue spilt last time!
kissing someone in a bed but no s-x follows. it’s tonguing while lounging.
frank and sally didn’t have s-x. they just tounged.
the way r-t-rded people spell the word tongue.
no example;; there’s no right way to use the word tounge.
being trojaned is where you think your pretty sober and then you wake up the next day to all of your friends telling you you have done dumb sh-t. ‘i have no idea what i done last night man, i was trojaned’
- honeybadger fuck
extreme apathy “i don’t give a honeybadger f-ck about your kid’s soccer game.”
- Hong Kong Willie
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in the multiplayer zombie apocalypse game left 4 dead, a player who is strangled by a smoker should always be referred to as having been hentai’d. in reference to the tentacle rape scenes found in most hentai movies. “oh man, zoey just got hentai’d.” or “f-ck, help, i’m being hentai’d!”
when you are in a good mood for a few days after scoring some booty i’m having a h-rnyfine day!!