#toungedarting
the global symbol for the itdc (international tounge darting championship) which is an -n-llingus event that is held every two in specially selected countries all over the world. the event brings teams from all over the world to partic-p-te in this event.
that was some serious tounge darting from the russian team. they got a 4.3 on the sphinctometer! this sport is awesome! #toungedarting
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