Tour de Dick
when you’ve spent all day masturbating to the point where it takes you 14 hours to c-m once.
suzie: hey where’s mike?
max: in the bathroom. he’s on his 9th stage of his tour de d-ck!
suzie: haha! he’s like the lance armstrong of beating off.
max: seriously! he’s been in there all day!
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