Tournament
a word used to describe jerking off, instead of going out on the weekends.
kevin: “hey are you going to jeffs party this weekend”
josh: “nah i have a tournament.”
kevin: “oh”
1. used to describe a douchey adolescent who takes pleasure from eagerly following all aspects of sports.
2. used to describe a douchey adolescent who thinks he’s cool because he’s kind of a big deal at sports.
3. legit (esp. when relating to one’s ability at playing sports)
1. guy: d-mn man, let’s make a trade in fantasy football! unfortunately, lajamarquis dewilliams is injured, but based on the new trading rules…
bro: that guy is so tournament.
2. guy: pshhh. who reads books. i was too busy this weekend cuz i was playing in the regional aau tournament in indy…
bro: d-mn. that guy is so tournament.
3. (bro hits a ballin’ cross court pingpong shot)
bro: i am so straight up tournament!!!!!!!
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