Tourtellot
this interesting last name applies to people who are extremely wesome and good at tuba. they are quite the charmers and wicked smaht. most tourtellots reside in pepperell, m-ssachusetts although there are various tourtellots throughout the world. tourtellots enjoy music and friends and are known for their witty sense of humor, their individualistic beliefs and actions, and their widely accepting mindset.
kid 1: dude, that kid’s wicked good at tuba!
kid 2: maybe he’s a tourtellot.
fred phelps: i’m mad cool and gay people suck. g-d doesn’t approve of–
tourtellot: -beats up-
tourtellot: sorry.
robot 1: nm iz such a grate skool, i luv how every1 iz lik teh same we’re so c00l!!1
robot 2: i kno me too omg i hav dat shurt!
tourtellot: stop being robots! be yourself.
Read Also:
- Tower of Pimps
(noun) originated from achievement hunter, a trophy item that represents overall victory after a challenge has been completed in the achievement hunter minecraft let’s plays, displayed in the achievement city. the tower is 4 gold blocks stacked vertically upon a base, often the base is obsidian (ray’s base is dirt, ryan’s first tower’s base was […]
- to yelp (verb)
to yelp (verb) to mistakenly believe that others value your opinion “to yelp (verb)” customer: i have written over 300 yelp reviews so i think i know what i’m talking about. server thinks: “n-body f-cking cares”
- toxic seahorse
based on a mega man x character, a ‘toxic seahorse’ is anything that makes as little sense as possible. my friend john paul makes about as much sense as a toxic seahorse.
- TP hair
tp hair is a hair style that brings all the hair on one’s head to one vertical point, causing it to resemble a native american tipi (hut). the nickelodeon cartoon character jimmy neutron has tp hair. not to be confused with a mohawk, tp hair is when a man (or butch woman) styles their hair […]
- tracktor
a person who enjoys running and performing arts such as acting. track actor. tracktor. a very rare combination. that dude over there runs and acts. wow thats cool. what a tracktor!