touthing


the “engrish” word for touching
tour guide: no touthing please.
kid: can we touch?
tour guide: well there is not sign that says no touching, so i suppose that it’s ok.
kid: -touches all the artifacts and breaks everything-
tour guide: at least he’s not touthing anything

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