Tovilite
a tovilite is someone who lives in the area of kent in england called tovil. they are generally ‘wannabe pikeys’. the females usually wear cheap adidas trainers and jogging bottoms that say ‘babe’,princess’ etc. on the -rs- area. they also wear tank tops.
the amazing thing is about tovilite girls is that they act all hard and say that they have lost they’re virginity but are actually frigid beyond belief.
tovilite men or boys wear nike jogging botoms, maybe a t-shirt but you’ll never know due to that they are always wearing a hoodie with the hood over their nike cap. due to the fact that they live in tovil they have been told that they are generally ‘hard!!’.
all tovilites male or female smoke like chimneys because it is solid!!
go to tovil and find a tovilite. stay at a distance because they’re very ‘hard!!’.
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