Tow truck


cousin to the snowplow, while doing a girl in doggy style, you knock out her elbows, then instead of driving her forward int the head board or across the carpet, you back up while repeating “beep beep beep.”
i snowplowed her to the headboard, but managed to dent her b-mper in the process, so i had to call in the tow truck. she’s in the rug burn unit of the hospital now. it was soooo worth it.
when both b-lls are in her -ss and the truck is in her p-ssy.
i tow trucked the sh-t out of sally last night. my b-lls just slid right in.
a women who is mentally fragile – she is on her way to a break down.
that chick has just hit 30 and like all chicks that hit 30 and are single she is desperately looking for a bloke and is very on edge, she could melt down any moment – she is such a tow truck.
a truck that helps people with car problems and is always there to help you 24/7 days a week no matter what if you’re car is broken it will tow it for you to get it fix.or if you’re car is parked next to something where it doesn’t belong the tow truck will tow it away.
jack says those son of a b-tches just towed my new 2005 ford focus!
a truck that helps tows broken down cars and other vehilces from accidents on the road.
jack calls a tow truck cause his car is broken.
nasty second cousin to the dirty sanchez; when one inserts his finger into his lady friend’s r-ct-m and pulls her toward himself.
she kept creepin’ forward so i gave her the tow truck and made her come right back.
a truck that helps people with there cars to be towed away if it breaks down or if you are in a major car accident you would call a tow truck to have it removed.
billy called the tow truck company cause his car was smashed and broken down.

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