Towahunian


a member of an extremist group who worships the god, halakah towahu, an ancient galactic ruler from the planet of shaskah butahwa in the aster dimension. they perform satanistic rituals every 6th day of each month in which they smear their own fecal matter, while suspended upside down from a m-ssive holy cross, into the whites of each others eyb-lls. during this ritual containing 10-12 individuals, they urinate onto the suspended cult members around them and slowly chant “tah sheek ba sa pha gretal miscapute” repeatedly, which translated from towahuan means, “i want to fart in a tranny’s mouth.” yeah… these people are really f-cked up.
those towahunians sure love tranny farts!

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