towed
when you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.
dude, why did you p-ss all over my bathroom walls? are you that wrecked?
i’m towed. you slice of sh-t.
a slang phrase used when someone insults someone else, or says a comeback to them.
yo’ mama’s so fat that when i tried to drive around her i ran out of gas. you just got towed!
having huge rims so it looks like your car is being towed
26 inches of chrome got me sittin so towed
see me in the driver’s seat lookin so throwed
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