towel boy


a.k.a. water boy. at a sports match, this is the kid or aspiring athlete who hangs out at the sideline with a squirt bottle of water and a towel, and hands these to the athlete(s) whenever they vaguely wave their hand in his direction.
he wanted a career in football but only got as far as towel boy.
a male actor who does not have any problem with the ren faire, wearing towels around the house, public displays of w-ng, or bringing homeless tweak nuts over to the house for extended periods of time.
f-ck you, towel boy.
break a leg, towel boy.
towel boy, i am so glad you don’t live at my house any more, you suck–ss b-tch!

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