Towel Floss
when you take a towel and hold on to each end. putting the towel in between your legs and moving it to the front and back (like you are flossing your teeth, but instead its your b-lls/crotch)
my b-lls were dripping wet after a shower so i towel flossed them.
using the owners towel to wipe your -ss after taking a sh-t or sharting in the motel lobby. this is a nice follow-up to the cl-ssic curtain floss. towel floss is also handy when you drop a tub t-rd.
the next time ron went to the days inn at the columbus fairgrounds, bob tried to f-ck him over on his motel room bill again. so he ripped the towel off of his head and used it for towel floss.
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