towel hanger


a man with a huge p-n-s, ie. something you could hang a towel on. a man who’s very large p-n-s is big and strong enough you could hang a towel on it.
lucy: “so i hear mike has a huge d-ck?”
sally: “yes he’s a towel hanger, that thing’s so big i could swing off it!!”
lucy: “ouch!!”

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