towel law
the unspoken rule that towels’ rights are less than any other person’s, excluding towels themselves. towels are not allowed to:
1. read
2. write
3. vote
4. drive
5. leave their designated area
6. dry anything their masters say not to
7. disobey a master’s orders
8. smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
towels are subhuman filth.
thanks to towel law, the towel was punished sternly by the whip for attempting to write a book about how to drive, against amy schumer’s v-g-n-‘s wishes. it was quickly rolled into a makeshift d-ld–tampon and shoved back in. amy schumer stopped menstruating a long time ago, so don’t worry. it’s just super sweaty and gross.
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