towel off guy
a guy in a gym that likes to “towel off” while engaging others in conversation, often completely exposing himself in the process. usually has a moustache…
i saw this guy in the gym, “towel off guy”, he had just gotten out of the shower and he put a foot on the bench and kept trying to talk to me while “toweling off”. he would take his towel and rub his johnson to get it dry, while he looked me in the eye.
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