Tower Air


the greatest airline.
person 1 “which airline did you fly with?”
person 2 “tower air, greatest experience, ever! there was ducktape on the lights, alluminum foil on the windows, my seat reclined 90 degrees during take-off, and the overhead compartments opened during landing!”

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