TOWIE
the only way is ess-x (popularly abbreviated to ‘towie’):
an unbearably awful television programme, comparable to the crusty w-nk-stains on the knickers of your grandma’s urine-soaked, faecal-filled incontinence pants. the show also consists of fake, orange, talentless chav ‘actors’ who are severely mentally r-t-rded, and the only kindness humanity can show them is by shooting them in the head, thus purging the world of their existence.
towie.
i watched towie last night. no amount of therapy will make what i saw, ok.
an abbreviation of the tv show- the only way is ess-x
girl1: hey, what you up to?
girl2: nm, just watching towie
someone who loves ‘the only way is ess-x’. usually a dumb girl trying to copy slightly famous dumber girls to become a braindead schlag. some say the best kind of girl..
that girl is a m-ssive towie! your cue to go get in her.
chair lift operators at ski resorts.
especially the superior australian resorts such as falls creek.
excuse me, but may i ask what you’re called?
we’re towies.
are you ever referred to as lifties?
sometimes, but only by idiots.
same as a towel; i.e a pothead.
also character from south park who is a towel, and from whom the slang term is derived.
dude you’re allways high, you’re such a towie.
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