towing
(yorkshire origin) a struggle: a word to describe how one may feel when waking up to discover you have the worlds largest hang over, furriest tongue and ugliest face. usually the clock is saying 8:56 am and your due into work in 4 minutes….the drive takes 45.
roger: “sorry mr green, im going to be a wee bit late for work this morning”
mr green: “oh and why is that roger?”
roger: “because i look like i’ve been hit by the ugly truck – twice”
mr green: “oh dear, i suppose your struggling to get here for nine then roger?”
roger: “struggling? that’s not the word mr green…..im towing like a beatch”
3 more definitions
when your flexsable and u bend your toe to your -ss hole and jame your toe deep in your -ss
i love towing
to tow is to struggle. the exertion of strenuous effort against opposition.
jack is really towing to get his -ssignment handed in on time.
jill towed to get to work in the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
when your p-n-s can reach your -ss and tow it along
i can tow, but i don’t
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