townsend


somerset slang.
the opposite of a millward.
a true hero.
“wow, 18 pints of rough cider! he’s some sort of townsend!”
to vomit very early in an evening out
“she went out for -n-ll night sesiion but townsended on his shoes at just 8 o’clock.”
in guelph the townsend’s and the trento’s are good friends they bail each other out of jail and share same cell sometimes townsend’s steal cars and usually do alott of drugs and are very smart they have the ability to escape from jail.
hey townsend how do you escape from jail?
a townsend is typically a social pariah, with no self respect or decency. they usually have a tendency to steal and lie to anybody they ever meet, they are also of an extremely low intelligence including self esteem which is probably from the parents pushing them to be the “don” as a small child, when in reality a townsend just cant. to summarise a person who is a townsend is a complete goon who is literally to stupid to ever function in day to day life.
person 1: that dude has no dignity what so ever
person 2: true, he’s such a townsend!
v. to leave a hangout spot at approximately 11:00 pm to “study”…also to leave friends when the mood becomes uncomfortable, s-xual, or tense.

n. any male not interested in the female s-x

v. to have a large obsession with chuck norris and tom selleck
dude, way to townsend out on us last night during the movie…

dude, he doesnt think she is hott, he must be a townsend!

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