townville


population: 306 people and decreasing every year. townville is not a town or a village. it is a borough in rural pennsylvania. it is overpopulated by dairy farms, deer, and elderly people. townville is still a great place to live. four wheelers, beer pong, hunting, camo, tractors, and cow tipping are the only forms of entertainment of townville. hosts “townville old home days” every year, donated to the only real thing townville has..a fire department and ambulance service.
i was headed to townville the other day to buy a new dairy cow.

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