toxic parasite
a questionably h-m-s-xual adolescent boy, that loves drama more than jacking off and his mother. he is a momma’s boy and loves to feel sorry for himself. he loves and admits that he likes p-ssing his younger girlfriend off and makes her feel bad about herself. he cheats on her by hooking up with random girls and emailing them. he’s to big of a p-ssy to tell his mother about his new “fling” with another woman so he emails her about it too (who the f-ck emails anymore anyway?). basically he sucks, and says he loves her but he doesnt at all!
toxic parasite: hey what did u do today?
girlfriend: nothing just hung out with some friends.
toxic parasite: who?
girlfriend: oh hannah, sarah, jimmy, billy, and robert
toxic parasite: wtf!!!?? i cant beleive you?!!? i cant trust u ever again!!! you hung out with other guys and f-cked me over!
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